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this might be my favourite portlandia skit

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Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

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Anonymous said: Is emiley your girlfriend

yeah, pretty much. who are you

Anonymous said: Why not

because unless ur emiley it’s not gonna happen